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[guyme91 📦🔓]

I can't claim to understand most art, but stuff like this pisses me off. It is fucking stupid and is only considered art by anyone because some world renowned arrogant dipshit made it.

Banana duct-taped to Miami art gallery wall taken down after crowds become 'uncontrollable'

The banana duct-taped to a wall, which sold for $120,000 at Miami Art Basel, is no longer on display, thanks to “several uncontrollable crowd movements.”

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I mean, just look at this bastards face. If he isn't the epitome of an arrogant, self important piece of shit artist, then I don't know what is. Honestly, I'd rather look at one of @Graziani toilet or underwear photos than anything created by this fucktard.

 

[LemonSky]

I don’t trust him, you should probably smell that banana before buying it

 

[Blood_Sport]

I get taken to art galleries by my other half, most of it is utter shit. I remember one room being filled with a mound of blue corner shop plastic bags that were filled with more blue plastic bags.. but the worst part about it was the cravat wearing prats who were stood there saying that they understood what was going through the 'artist's' mind when they created it

 

[Cold Ethyl]

I read this the other day, betting this idiot will want a refund after The nana rots 😂😂

 

[SagittariusA*]

Well "art" is not always something anyone understands. I dont see "it" in the banana on the wall.

 

[Cold Ethyl]

Someone ate the banana 😂😂

• NATIONAL NEWS

Someone ate the duct-taped banana ‘art’ that sold for $120K

'Hungry artist' eats gallery's duct-taped banana that sold for $120K
December 9, 2019 at 10:00 AM CST - Updated December 9 at 11:02 AM
MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (WSVN/CNN) - A banana duct-taped to a wall, the piece of art sold for six figures, was already stealing the show at a Florida gallery, drawing massive crowds and tons of publicity.
It got even more attention when someone walked up to the exhibit and ate it.
The piece of art, titled "The Comedian," was created by renowned artist Maurizio Cattelan and displayed at Art Basel.
The combination of fruit and adhesive was sold for a reported $120,000.
New York-based performance artist David Datuna casually removed the banana from the wall Saturday, saying, “Art performance. Hungry artist.”
Datuna unpeeled the banana with tape still attached started to eat.
The stunt quickly drawing the attention of the crowd and gallery staff.
"I couldn't see the banana on the wall, and I realized that there was one guy that was eating the banana," said Peggy Leboeuf, gallery director. "He had the banana in the hand, the tape around the banana, and so then I realized that he ate the banana."
Datuna insisted that, by eating the banana, he created art too.
"One artist eat for another artist, so I think it's cool," Datuna said. "This is what art (is) all about."
Within minutes, gallery officials moved in and replaced the banana, shifting focus back to the simple but mesmerizing piece of work.
"I have a selfie with a famous banana," one attendee said.
There was no word if Datuna faced any charges for the eating the banana art.
"I told him that he was insane, because you're not supposed to touch the artwork," Leboeuf said.

Someone ate the duct-taped banana ‘art’ that sold for $120K

New York-based performance artist David Datuna casually removed the banana from the gallery's wall, saying, “Art performance. Hungry artist.”

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[mystery_man]

someone said it best once... art is overpriced because its the easiest way to launder money.

 

[SagittariusA*]

I am already excited to know in which hole the next wall-banana will disappear

 

[pappa stupid]

I did visit a art gallery once, I got irrationally angry!

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

I hope whoever ate the banana cramped up in public with no toilet nearby.

 

[Jizdrop1]

There was a pile of bricks at the Tate in London that the artist charged Fifty Thousand pounds for. That was a lot of money in the 70's
All these art collectors have got more money than sense the stupid cunts.

 

[SagittariusA*]

Ha! The guy that ate the banana could tape the shit on the wall. Then the art continues.

 

[Humungus]

There was a pile of bricks at the Tate in London that the artist charged Fifty Thousand pounds for. That was a lot of money in the 70's
All these art collectors have got more money than sense the stupid cunts.

Yes then there was that stupid bitches unmade bed.

 

[Dolly]

The subtle curvature of the banana represents the duality of a crescent. Turn it this way - it's a waning crescent. Turn it upside down - it's a waxing crescent.

In some cultures phases of the banana moon represent change on the sociocultural level. Emotion. Time. Identity within space.

With this banana, the elemental power is in your hands. You are no longer bound by the moving space entity that you cannot grasp. Re-define yourself. Shift your persona. Become one with the banana.

 

[Jizdrop1]

The subtle curvature of the banana represents the duality of a crescent. Turn it this way - it's a waning crescent. Turn it upside down - it's a waxing crescent.

In some cultures phases of the banana moon represent change on the sociocultural level. Emotion. Time. Identity within space.

With this banana, the elemental power is in your hands. You are no longer bound by the moving space entity that you cannot grasp. Re-define yourself. Shift your persona. Become one with the banana.

You know what though Dolly the stupid cunts actually talk utter shite just like that.

PS should point out you knew that and you where taking the piss. Am not a fik cunt onest.

 

[Dolly]

You know what though Dolly the stupid cunts actually talk utter shite just like that.

PS should point out you knew that and you where taking the piss. Am not a fik cunt onest.

Don't know what you're talking about? Thats my honest opinion. I was the one that bought it, and you all may laugh, but the banana is replaceable. Some people truly don't understand Banana art. to me As I watch each one decay I feel it represents society and how we all eventually rot and get eaten by illegal jungle bunnies. You should come round and contemplate it with me.

 

[Jizdrop1]

Don't know what you're talking about? Thats my honest opinion. I was the one that bought it, and you all may laugh, but the banana is replaceable. Some people truly don't understand Banana art. to me As I watch each one decay I feel it represents society and how we all eventually rot and get eaten by illegal jungle bunnies. You should come round and contemplate it with me.

Please write you autobiography. May i suggest a title?

"Life love and humour"

Preface:- Come take a tour of the world through the eyes of a sexy,intelligent and successful ex buisness woman with a wicked sense of humour.
Warning adults only.

 

[Dolly]

Please write you autobiography. May i suggest a title?

"Life love and humour"

Preface:- Come take a tour of the world through the eyes of a sexy,intelligent and successful ex buisness woman with a wicked sense of humour.
Warning adults only.

I have got so much shit written down, but some of it is 'sensitive' I will do a story one day, but I'll be in bother when I do.

 

[Dolly]

Just seen this on Facebook from Aldi. Just brilliant

 

[Interregnum]

Wtf!!!!!???
120k !?!?!

kinda cheap