Crime Man Steals Expensive Dildo 🤣

[Bethy 🔥]

 

[j.f.🔎]

In the armpit?
Kinky.

 

[Bethy 🔥]

In the armpit?
Kinky.

Yup.. cuz he didnt have time to shove it up his ass

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Yup.. cuz he didnt have time to shove it up his ass

That’s where it’ll end up

 

[JG Ballard]

I had no idea that dildos can be expensive. What does an expensive one have that a cheap one does not? Made out of titanium?

 

[Dark_Voyeur]

He's the talk of the jail now. Lol

 

[Bethy 🔥]

I had no idea that dildos can be expensive. What does an expensive one have that a cheap one does not? Made out of titanium?

I dont need all that.. my fingers do me just fine

 

[MrBang]

In the armpit?
Kinky.

Been looking for you on here Jessica

 

[j.f.🔎]

Been looking for you on here Jessica

Should I be worried?

 

[Clendenon]

C'mon, how expensive can a dildo be? They're cheap (or so I've been told).

 

[JG Ballard]

I dont need all that.. my fingers do me just fine

Yes, you women have an advantage over men. We require digital dexterity for gripping whereas you just need something to rub against. If your hands were severed, your stump could provide the needed stimulation. Whereas a man would need something much more sophisticated to do the job of the hand.

 

[CunningLinguist]

C'mon, how expensive can a dildo be? They're cheap (or so I've been told).

Even the full retail price of the Ass Rammer 3000 would not elevate this crime to grand theft dildo.

 

[Denim Chicken]

He literally looks exactly like how I would picture a 'Dildo Thief'

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

I dont need all that.. my fingers do me just fine

lol such a tease

 

[oyleodoyle]

He could have just swallowed it. Eventually it will end up where it will be used anyway.

 

[CunningLinguist]

He could have just swallowed it. Eventually it will end up where it will be used anyway.

Yes, but pointing the wrong way.

 

[Foreskin Goblin]

I had no idea that dildos can be expensive. What does an expensive one have that a cheap one does not? Made out of titanium?

Watched a family guy episode the other day that cracked a few jokes about a company called "real doll" had to look it up to see if it was real..... Well it is.... And my god i never realized the money some people spend on sex toys.... Kinda didnt want to know it either.


A whole "real doll" is like $7,000 to $12,000

And the individual genitals are like a $1000 each.


No idea why anyone would ever order that, especially not for that price.


Guess some weirdos have a fuck ton of money.

 

[MrBang]

Should I be worried?

Only if you’re not a fan of anal 😂

 

[JG Ballard]

Watched a family guy episode the other day that cracked a few jokes about a company called "real doll" had to look it up to see if it was real..... Well it is.... And my god i never realized the money some people spend on sex toys.... Kinda didnt want to know it either.


A whole "real doll" is like $7,000 to $12,000

And the individual genitals are like a $1000 each.


No idea why anyone would ever order that, especially not for that price.


Guess some weirdos have a fuck ton of money.

Yeah, seems odd that someone would spend that money on that when it could buy a lot of actual flesh-and-blood sex. But may have potential for those with alternative desires, e.g. bestialists.

 

[Jizdrop1]

It will have been ramming that up his shitter when he got home with the added excitiment and the thrill of stealing it.