Do you expect anything on your birthday?

[Donkeyd]

Since ive had kids I really don't give a shit about my birthday anymore. My family think I'm weird, I dont want nor expect anything anymore.

If my wife gets me anything I'll generally say 'money could be spent on the house' when I was 50 the wife laid on food, friends and family. I appreciate she did shit loads for that day and I sat there with a shitty face on me.

Do I have a problem?

 

[Deleted User 201666]

Yes

 

[hedgerow]

Since ive had kids I really don't give a shit about my birthday anymore. My family think I'm weird, I dont want nor expect anything anymore.

If my wife gets me anything I'll generally say 'money could be spent on the house' when I was 50 the wife laid on food, friends and family. I appreciate she did shit loads for that day and I sat there with a shitty face on me.

Do I have a problem?

no not at all, i'm a minimalist and have everything i need and want nothing more...if i did, i'd have gotten it myself

 

[Jay the Butcher]

My wife and I don't really celebrate our birthdays or holidays. We do birthdays and Christmas for the kids

 

[GarGoil]

No. Although, I am a very very angry human that has chased away everyone that gave a shit.

 

[Deleted member 46687]

No, because I'm not a child.

 

[Harumph]

I was born on Halloween Night. As such, while I have no particular demands, apart from a certain required annual batch of Chocolate Disaronno Originale Amaretto Cupcakes 😘, I always have high expectations for everyone to have a great time on my birthday in the spirit of that most excellent day. After all, it is the single greatest candy holiday of them all and those that do not enjoy it deserve the very death that the day honors! 😎
Boo! 🧙‍♂️🦇👻🎃☠💀

 

[Humungus]

Don’t do birthdays or Christmas neither is compulsory.

 

[ThunderCat]

As long as my family and friends acknowledge my birthday, I’m happy. I get upset when some OLD friends in whom I love don’t get in contact…. I would LOVE a 50th party though. In the woods, with a DJ…. WOOPWOOP. Only 6 years to go,,,,, IF I make it😄🤣. As for pressies. Nah, not bothered. All my nieces, nephews, kids and granddaughter come first.

 

[Bruno Schulz]

No, I don't expect shit; I'm not a fucking child.
Actually, I wouldn't even remember it was birthday if my fuckin' mom didn't always call to ruin my day by reminding me that I've just aged another year.
-Fuck you, mom. Fuck you very much! 💝

 

[Cold Ethyl]

Nope seeing as my birthday falls on one of the worse days to have a birthday I don't expect anyone to spend extra money on mine. Except for a cake I do expect a cake most times I have to make one though

 

[Donkeyd]

Yes

Thanks lol

 

[Prince 👑 Harming]

all I want is to be left alone on my birthday ... the only person that i hope remotely gives a fuck to acknowledge it is @rottenfresh

 

[Prince 👑 Harming]

my daughter did get me a stabbing possum t-shirt last year ... I liked that

 

[Choppy]

I like to give and not receive.

 

[igotyour40acres]

I was born on JFK's death day, 11/22, so every year I get a shattered skull fragment from the secret JFK death archive. And I'm happy with that.

 

[Milfhunter]

Why not a hot cute girl sitting nude on your bday cake?

 

[rottenfresh]

all I want is to be left alone on my birthday ... the only person that I remotely gives a fuck to acknowledge it is @rottenfresh

I would NEVER miss the opportunity!!!🤩

 

[Bostonjohn]

I hate it. If someone asks me about something I want, I shut it down immediately. I'd feel like I'd be stuck in a cycle of buying people shit. But, I can't remember birthdays... so, I'm an asshole.

I only remember my daughters birthday. And that's how it should be.

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

I'm having hand surgery coming up on the 6th and my birthday will be 6 days following on the 12th. My only wish is that my middle finger feels well enough to raise it at anyone wishing me happy birthday that day,