A Basic Guide On Ways to Kill People and Dispose of Bodies: by whoopydiscoop. btw, don't go out and kill anyone, fags (1 Viewer)

[whoopy]

A Guide On Ways To Kill People and Dispose of Bodies: whoopydiscoop

A PREFACE Do not go out and kill anyone after reading this. You can try to erase the evidence, but the FBI is better than you are. Chances are, you will get caught. And when you’re sitting in court with your family crying, having this document on your computer isn’t going to help at all with the ...

docs.google.com

 

[Brainfart]

Isn't that what CSI and shows like that are for?

 

[Wolf]

Isn't that what CSI and shows like that are for?

 

[Crusty Santa]

Isn't that what CSI and shows like that are for?

My sister did forensic science and she told me how difficult it is to get anywhere with it and even if you do its not something that would put anyone away. I know personally how useless it is. I headbutted a window on goon (redwine drunk, worst kind) sprayed blood everywhere, I got arrested not to far away from the place yet my legal aid still got me off without conviction. The court can believe you did it, police can you set you up, but at the end they really need without a doubt knowledge that you did it.

 

[Crusty Santa]

This thread made me think of this straight away lmao, rest in piss George, hes screaming up at us.

 

[Lips_of_Anubis]

Never talk to the cops. You can tell them as much in two easy ways.
The polite way:
“So sorry, but my lawyer made me promise not to answer any questions or make any statements.”
The other way:
“I don’t talk the the cops... I don’t speak Pig Latin.”

 

[Interregnum]

i need such a detailed guide for how to get a girlfriend
for... my... friend...

 

[whoopy]

@mrln @SPHINCTERPUNCH by the way, this is the document you two were interested in

 

[whoopy]

Isn't that what CSI and shows like that are for?

surprisingly, some crime shows have good ideas but they’ll omit the full process.

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

A Guide On Ways To Kill People and Dispose of Bodies: whoopydiscoop

A PREFACE Do not go out and kill anyone after reading this. You can try to erase the evidence, but the FBI is better than you are. Chances are, you will get caught. And when you’re sitting in court with your family crying, having this document on your computer isn’t going to help at all with the ...

docs.google.com

I'm gonna Thanku in Advance! For your Hard Work and Share with the Group! Then I'll let U know what I think of Your Handiwork! So Thanku!...SP

 

[DrY]

I saved this to my dropbox. I’m not killing anyone but if I ever find out that I’m terminally ill, there is one on my list.

 

[Honest]

I'd luv to see an exsanguination of someone, till then brb.

 

[Leech_Zombie]

So this doesn’t count as googling it eh? 😈😈😈

 

[Jane7]

A Guide On Ways To Kill People and Dispose of Bodies: whoopydiscoop

A PREFACE Do not go out and kill anyone after reading this. You can try to erase the evidence, but the FBI is better than you are. Chances are, you will get caught. And when you’re sitting in court with your family crying, having this document on your computer isn’t going to help at all with the ...

docs.google.com

For strangulation with minimal effort you missed the zip tie method. I heard about this and thought it was particularly ingenious and cruel of course.

 

[whoopy]

For strangulation with minimal effort you missed the zip tie method. I heard about this and thought it was particularly ingenious and cruel of course.

hmm, what does that involve, just tightening the zip tie around someone’s neck? i’ve never heard of it.

 

[House Of Saturn]

Dumb adice on seniors but who kills senior anyway

 

[House Of Saturn]

Social status advice is good tho

 

[Vera-Ellen Wilson]

This is going to be useful for the horror stories I write. Thank you.

 

[Mross]

Shoot em in the balls then shoot em in the head finally feed em to the pigs. It takes 10 pigs 10 minutes to devour a 180 pound man.

 

[whoopy]

Shoot em in the balls then shoot em in the head finally feed em to the pigs. It takes 10 pigs 10 minutes to devour a 180 pound man.

where are you going to find pigs, though? i’d imagine it’s difficult to sneak onto a farm or something at night with a body bag and not get seen by the cameras. plus, there would probably be some type of evidence left in the morning that may make the pig owners suspicious