bizarre Amber Heard Keeping Her Nose Clean (2 Viewers)

[McM]

'Depp' means 'fool' in Bavarian dialect.

 

[pelloape]

more people like hitler than amber, fair.

 

[Bouncing Betty]

I’ve been reading a theory that she brought her own tissues that she has hidden up her sleeve that have Vick’s Vapor Rub on them or another eye irritant. I guess she was hoping she might be able to trigger real tears when rubbing it in her face. Unfortunately it didn’t work, as no tears were seen during her wild facial contortions during her testimony. Perhaps by the time the court resumes on May 16th, she will have figured out a new strategy to make her crying believable.

Amber if you’re reading this, try bringing an entire raw onion like that nut from January 6th who was interviewed saying she was tear gassed but was seen bringing an onion up to her eye.

 

[Broadsword]

She also left a beautiful turd on Depp's side of the bed one day. Allegedly.