(Animal Warning) Ostrich Rips Its Own Head Off

[wiggins]

Well maybe they do have tiny arms under there... still wouldn't help him much though 🤣

nature never intended they be expert watch makers.

Just enough brains and brawn to pull its own head off.

 

[Ogre Lord]

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I’m guessing this is some kind of farm but all the same I want to split the owners knees, I may be in the wrong here but this is fucked

 

[wiggins]

I’m guessing this is some kind of farm but all the same I want to split the owners knees, I may be in the wrong here but this is fucked

I think it is a farm but the birds appear housed in an old ballet studio as the bar the dumb fuck big bird got it's head caught under looks like one of those exercise bars they use in ballet. I understand they call it the guilotine... (just joking there...)

Perhaps it's a special avian circus and they were practicing Swan Lake for make good the greater culture of Khazikstan...

I include a picture below. Please exuse the Niglets. It's as though one is racist these days if one doesn't include a picture of a negro. Have you noticed the lastest adverts for just about anything have a token negro, asian or muslim?
but that's a rave for another racist session... yes I'm a racist cunt. But I'm not a fucking cunt so that's something.

 

[Jizdrop1]

Those birds are nasty bastards when they are stoked up.

 

[Jizdrop1]

The drumsticks will be comically massive. If they are tasty birds why are we not eating them?

You caould buy in in supermarkets in the late 90's Tasted better than fillet steak without any cholestrol. Think the fad faded away not seen it for ages.

 

[Rabidface]

You caould buy in in supermarkets in the late 90's Tasted better than fillet steak without any cholestrol. Think the fad faded away not seen it for ages.

I want to eat one now.

 

[666HarrisKlebold]

Dumbass animal

 

[wiggins]

We have some wild ones in Australia down in outback South Australia. Got loose from an ostrich farm and have developed into a self replicating population.

Emu, which are everywhere here from the very top of tropical Aus, down through the centre and I've seen them in the snow in the sothern alps.

Smaller than an ostrich but still world's second largest bird.

Meat tastes like a cross between chicken and beef. Very nice. But hard to get. As per above, used to be in supermarkets but faded away.

 

[Studmuffin0915]

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How is it deliberate?

Obviously the simple minded bird...who doesn't have the mind capacity to understand suicide...got its head stuck in an Obviously not safe place...tried to get unstuck and died because of it...im all for this site...the gore
...the fucked up shit...but deliberate? The fucking bird did not kill itself

 

[milesssssss]

ive seen everything but this?
wtf

 

[Nsdavis]

Just when you think you've seen it all on the internet.. lol

 

[McM]

You caould buy in in supermarkets in the late 90's Tasted better than fillet steak without any cholestrol. Think the fad faded away not seen it for ages.

We had even some farms for breeding ostriches in Germany back then but don't know how it's today.

 

[Se7en]

How did its head even get in there?

Right... amd why the hell did noone including the camera man try to help the poor bird???

 

[Windowshopper]

The guy clearly had his head in the sand during the lecture on "stuck head? How to Remove safely!" day

 

[JustThatGuy]

Guess I have seen everything now...

 

[Herkelp]

Aldo seen a fly rip its head off. That with its hands. Poor birdie

 

[Seamzie]

Poor cunt, I fuckin laughed though it's a good one 🤣

 

[quantumFog]

How did its head even get in there?

Same question was asked of Monica Lewinsky

 

[Nihilianth]

Poor bugger was just trying to get it's head unstuck but ended up losing its head. All well, ostrich roast tonight!

I don't think you lose your head. It's more like you lose your body.

 

[OGrillimakkara]

Laughed out loud after watching this lol