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Serious Are my cats gay?

Are they gay?


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I need to know how you know your cats don't like their asses touched.
Cats occasionally get little dingle berries when a hairy poo gets hung up on their rectum. Don't want them walking around with that so have to take care of it. Or when they go to the vet and they get their temperature taken in the ass.
 
Cats occasionally get little dingle berries when a hairy poo gets hung up on their rectum. Don't want them walking around with that so have to take care of it. Or when they go to the vet and they get their temperature taken in the ass.
Well no one likes a thermometer up the ass. OK maybe some, but not most. I don't own cats so their ass problems are not familiar to me. Good to know.
 
Well no one likes a thermometer up the ass. OK maybe some, but not most. I don't own cats so their ass problems are not familiar to me. Good to know.
Mr Slave does



uh...did you forget were talking about CATS and not prisoners?
It gets cloudy at times.

You're fucking vagina's ugly bish. So's your tits.
hmphf! you sir are a howlin nugget!

now go put on your wee dress and play in the heather
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Mr Slave does




It gets cloudy at times.


hmphf! you sir are a howlin nugget!

now go put on your wee dress and play in the heather
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There's nothing wrong with a good kilt and a nice sporran. I used to be in the cadets at school and every thursday I'd head off on the tram to school wearing the full regalia: kilt, sporran, boots, white spats, tarten socks etc.

Nothing gay about it. The way a good, heavy kilt gets to swaying with the rythem of the march is a thing all to itself...

In WW1 the Scotts found that they developed bad rashes and abrassions from the mudd encrusted kilts rubbing on their legs. So not without its faults...
 
I feel Abe should be put on a sex offenders registry. He's more than a little rapey with Calvin. Although if you say that Calvin seeks it out who knows, maybe its consensual.

I've told the cat about your situation, she was unimpressed.
not impressed.webp


That said she does toss her own salad, often on the bed beside my head which I don't particularly appreciate.
 
I feel Abe should be put on a sex offenders registry. He's more than a little rapey with Calvin. Although if you say that Calvin seeks it out who knows, maybe its consensual.

I've told the cat about your situation, she was unimpressed.
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That said she does toss her own salad, often on the bed beside my head which I don't particularly appreciate.
Awww kitty
 
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