Banned faggot megathread

[Mark435221]

drugs!

 

[Asadist]

getting shot in the head with a .45 while I'm sleeping

 

[CorsairAce]

Smothered by titties ( . )( . )

 

[FuckTheSesameStreetGang]

probably getting stabbed a whole bunch of times or being drowned

 

[Kutokit]

Someone licks my anus then spit it to your mouth.

 

[SeekingReality]

Someone licks my anus then spit it to your mouth.

Uhm 🤔
Good luck with that Kuto lol

 

[mrln]

i dont want to be murdered

 

[Jltnov22]

Shot in the head with the biggest fucking gun there is. Better yet just make it a cannon. Take my head clean off my neck.

 

[grimwolf13]

morphine or headshot with shotgun

 

[Ex Spatula King]

Suffocation between Karen Gillans legs would be my pick 😆

 

[Whiteflare]

strangled probably

 

[OHubbard93]

High caliber rifle or pistol shot to the back of the head while I'm smoking a cigarette and talking on the phone not knowing it's coming. But I'm hoping to not punch my ticket anytime soon, but hypothetically...

 

[Jizdrop1]

What a dick question. Why would anyone want to get murdered? FFS

 

[Jon N.]

This just came up in my head.

OD on pain killers.

 

[BeHappy⚕️]

Either very very quickly, bullet to the back of the head or a freak flying brick etc without knowing it
....

Or in a frantic desperate hyper pumped adrenaline driven struggle, with knives.... Something primal

Best would be in my sleep though


Don't want to burn, definitely don't want to burn...
Don't want to be tortured
Don't wanted to be mamed...
Don't want to starve or die of exposure (exhaustion would be okay)
Wouldn't like to be eaten/bitten/mauled to death either.

If I weren't mad and delusional enough to be religious then... Suicide with a knife..
But as that's out of the question
(all the old gods and the new, amen-ra)

Then frantic desperate knife fight struggling for survival, clicky rage inducing panic strikes..
(Also a chance to do the same damage to your assailant without too much conscientious weight)

Then surprise/sudden death.. preferably while sleeping

>.>

 

[hcoop111]

Whilst fucking some slut …at least I was happy beforehand 😂👍 either way it’s a happy ending

 

[TomSawyer]

I want to be chained up to a bed in some twisted game me and a sexy ass woman I paid to have sex with. When I'm about to cum she start stabbing me. What will I do cum, scream in pain or scream in pain and pleasure.

 

[Foreskin Goblin]

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At least he went down as the human pin cushion lmfao

 

[darkself71]

Strangled during sex would be nice...

 

[quantumFog]

Burgess Meredith had a good idea in the Twilight Zone