Bucket list

[JAMES HÜRZOG]

I would like to still be around when they do a proper head transplant .

 

[j.f.🔎]

1. Go back to Portugal, the Italian food in a small cafe I had was amazing.
2. Visit Amsterdam/try dabbing rosin there.
3. Buy a Collins beaker bong. (An Illadelph one if I win the lotto)
4. Move to somewhere I can have a dog.
5. Get a dog.

They are in no particular order.

Be the first person ever to commit suicide by cutting my own heart out.
I'm already making preparations.

Don't you fucking dare.

 

[Snor]

I always wanted to run against a wall with a boner and nevertheless just breaking my nose. But it never worked before.

 

[wiggins]

1. Fill a hot tub full of honey and then pay a hooker to wear a bee larva costume and get into it like it's a honey comb. Then, while dressed in a bee costume, I will seal her inside and feed her royal jelly from my asshole. After several days I will dress her up as a queen bee and shove hard boiled eggs up her ass that she will then shit out emulating a queen bee laying eggs.

2. Aquire a large derelict ship or boat that is next to worthless and un-seaworthy from craigslist for free. Wait for a hurricane to begin approaching. Go out to sea in the terrible ship just as the hurricane is at its worst. Broadcast "Mayday! Mayday!" Frantically on all radio channels. "This is the Golden Oyster, caught in a gale and going down! Send coast guard to save me!" Coast guard sends helicopter. Free helicopter ride. Oh yeah. Watch as the boat sinks from the helicopter. Sell a deceitful story to the news media, tell them that the boat was worth 5 million dollars and that it was also full of gold and pearls. Watch as treasure hunters serch in vain for the loot.

3. Buy a few tons of scrap metal. Scatter it in a random corn field at night while dress up in an authentic surplus astronaut suit from the Soviet Union. Set the field on fire. Lay down among the debris and wait for the authorities to find me. When found just speak with a Russian accent and tell everyone I need to see Gorbachev and that the space time portal experiment didn't work. Act shocked and suprised when told it's the year 2022, insist it's October 3rd 1989. Then laugh that the time experiment was a success after all and the nuclear war never happened now.

4. Dress as Jesus and hide in the rafters of a cathedral on Easter Sunday. When the priest is preparing the eucharist an electric winch slowly lowers me on a transparent cable. "I have returned!" I shout. Today is the rapture. Pyrotechnics that I placed throughout the building earlier begin to go off from a remote I carry. "Confess your sins to me at once!" I shout. A homeless man I hired earlier screams that he has been urinating in the holy water. As the people panic another homeless man I hired earlier is winched up into the air by a transparent cable. I point to him, "you are the only one spared, everyone else is going to hell!" Then the electrick winches reel us both back into the rafters and we hightail it out of there through the roof.

... this isn't even all the things I have planned. All just a jokes of course. Plots to random twisted stories I thought you would like reading about.

sounds like a HOOT...

 

[Graziani]

1.Find an honest politician

2.Find a safe city in Brazil

Brazil territory is bigger than USA ( without alaska)

 

[Mr. Garfield]

-Go deep sea fishing
-Visit China to walk on the Great Wall
-Try skydiving

 

[Blood_Sport]

I'd like to fight Amber Heard.. I reckon I could beat her

 

[Vwj]

I'd like to fight Amber Heard.. I reckon I could beat her

60/40

1) Everest base camp.

Done ✅

 

[mrln]

to kick my bucket

 

[Bill Murray]

1. Fill a hot tub full of honey and then pay a hooker to wear a bee larva costume and get into it like it's a honey comb. Then, while dressed in a bee costume, I will seal her inside and feed her royal jelly from my asshole. After several days I will dress her up as a queen bee and shove hard boiled eggs up her ass that she will then shit out emulating a queen bee laying eggs.

It's not as much fun as it sounds. And the cleanup is a bitch.


My (somewhat) serious list:
-motorbike trip throughout the British Isles
-fly Air Canada just once where they don't do something to piss me off
-visit every national park in Canada & the US
-kick Justin Trudeau in whatever is between his legs (no idea what's there but it sure as fuck isn't testicular in nature)
-eradicate every last dandelion on earth (I fucking hate them)
-get another dog
-visit northern Japan
-convince the cat not to be a destructive little cunt
-host a talk radio show
-roast a whole pig
-have a drink with Bill Murray
-get a full sleeve tattoo
-tour cool abandoned buildings
-make a balloon animal
-see a live nuclear bomb detonate (from a safe distance upwind)

 

[MATAMUERTOS]

my bucket list :






































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[Awaiting the Vultures]

I want to kill a moose. I've been able to hunt successfully almost every north American big game animal except for moose.

 

[Blood_Sport]

I want to write a list on a bucket

 

[Cold Ethyl]

I'd like to fight Amber Heard.. I reckon I could beat her

She might sling poop.at you

 

[nostrils]

Does anybody else here have a bucket list?

Mine changes all the time, depending on my mood, the weather and cost.

Have you ever ticked something off of you bucket list, something that you really wanted to do, saved like buggery to get there only to think "well... that was a bag of shite"?

My current list is quite short at the mo.

1) Everest base camp.

2) Angel falls

3) Fly first class with Singapore Airlines

4) Cage dive with great whites

Your bucket list is wholesome and I hope you achieve them all.

My favourite is ‘3) Fly first class with Singapore Airlines’ it made me smile.
M

 

[Awaiting the Vultures]

I want to write a list on a bucket

Would that be a bucket list bucket or a bucket bucket list?

 

[Sauerkraut]

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Don’t take @Graziani. He will poke a hole in it after getting a boner and y’all will crash in flames.

Be the first person ever to commit suicide by cutting my own heart out.
I'm already making preparations.

Level=cartel

 

[Graziani]

Don’t take @Graziani. He will poke a hole in it after getting a boner and y’all will crash in flames.

Level=cartel

I hate heights.
I Love water, beaches
My bucket list? Brazzo beaches

 

[NoConvexity]

1. Fill a hot tub full of honey and then pay a hooker to wear a bee larva costume and get into it like it's a honey comb. Then, while dressed in a bee costume, I will seal her inside and feed her royal jelly from my asshole. After several days I will dress her up as a queen bee and shove hard boiled eggs up her ass that she will then shit out emulating a queen bee laying eggs.

2. Aquire a large derelict ship or boat that is next to worthless and un-seaworthy from craigslist for free. Wait for a hurricane to begin approaching. Go out to sea in the terrible ship just as the hurricane is at its worst. Broadcast "Mayday! Mayday!" Frantically on all radio channels. "This is the Golden Oyster, caught in a gale and going down! Send coast guard to save me!" Coast guard sends helicopter. Free helicopter ride. Oh yeah. Watch as the boat sinks from the helicopter. Sell a deceitful story to the news media, tell them that the boat was worth 5 million dollars and that it was also full of gold and pearls. Watch as treasure hunters serch in vain for the loot.

3. Buy a few tons of scrap metal. Scatter it in a random corn field at night while dress up in an authentic surplus astronaut suit from the Soviet Union. Set the field on fire. Lay down among the debris and wait for the authorities to find me. When found just speak with a Russian accent and tell everyone I need to see Gorbachev and that the space time portal experiment didn't work. Act shocked and suprised when told it's the year 2022, insist it's October 3rd 1989. Then laugh that the time experiment was a success after all and the nuclear war never happened now.

4. Dress as Jesus and hide in the rafters of a cathedral on Easter Sunday. When the priest is preparing the eucharist an electric winch slowly lowers me on a transparent cable. "I have returned!" I shout. Today is the rapture. Pyrotechnics that I placed throughout the building earlier begin to go off from a remote I carry. "Confess your sins to me at once!" I shout. A homeless man I hired earlier screams that he has been urinating in the holy water. As the people panic another homeless man I hired earlier is winched up into the air by a transparent cable. I point to him, "you are the only one spared, everyone else is going to hell!" Then the electrick winches reel us both back into the rafters and we hightail it out of there through the roof.

... this isn't even all the things I have planned. All just a jokes of course. Plots to random twisted stories I thought you would like reading about.

Normally I don't read anything that's more than a few words long...
I'm glad I stuck around for your words.
Hilarious 👌😆

 

[nickerla]

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I’ve got a hot air balloon ride on mine too…it’s not actually that expensive here in Scotland but the fact that one literally landed in someone’s garden down the road from me kinda puts me off!