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Moose.....No Squirrel (1 Viewer)
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If you lived here it might be dinner.
I have assorted moose bits in the freezer
First spy balloons, and now espionage moose! The Chinese are crafty buggers, with poor craftsmanship.
Can I come over? You know really get to know each other? Here!
You know I missed Christmas cause I was in GG jail.
You dirty bastard. You won't take my merry Christmas? Alright, Alright, I see dog. I been in the game for almost 10 years!
Merry Christmas to you as well but that you were in the klink doesn't mean I'm going to roast another turkey or ham. Doesn't work that way in this house.You dirty bastard. You won't take my merry Christmas? Alright, Alright, I see dog. I been in the game for almost 10 years!
Damn man... all I wanted was a merry Christmas. Next year give out cards scrooge.
Fuck me, ok Captain Snowflake I'll be sure to put you on the list for Christmas 2023....you only have 317 days to wait
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Well, damn man. I thought we were tighter than that? You know I really liked you.Fuck me, ok Captain Snowflake I'll be sure to put you on the list for Christmas 2023....you only have 317 days to wait
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The feeling is mutual, doesn't mean I'm going to cook you a special dinner.
Can you fry an egg and some kind of sandwich meat? If so you cooked for me. A dog smells shit.
You can keep that homo all to yourself. Just watch, he will piss on your sofa if you have him staying over. And hide your expensive things.
I was trying to be polite in declining his self-invitation. There's a reason I don't entertain.
A wise choice. It would be like looking after a down syndrome child that can't utter a word of English, just make spastic grunt noises.
Well....he does claim to be from Alabama so that's pretty much par for the course. DNA is wading pool in those parts.
I've seen toads more advanced than him. It's not really a gene pool. More of a gene puddle
Ohh you're getting the choose wisely drunken threats.....scary stuff.
At least you got something right.
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