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JeansNPearls
Internet Warrior
the sister was a piece of work as well, it was not my fault that the singer that you hired to sing amazing grace and some other hyms was a train wreck.
the singer showed up drunk and stoned. she proceded to screech and scream amazing grace like roseaane barr singing the national anthem at padres game. she then threw up all over herself, the casket (luckily the closed part of the casket) and the aisle in front of the whole packed church.
we later find the singer passed out in the bushes in front of the church as we were taking the casket out to the hearse.
that was one train wreck of a funeral and the funeral from hell.
I have to say though... I would have paid GOOD money to have seen the whole thing... Yeah I know... I'm probably gonna burn in hell just for saying that... LMAO!