What is the best way to kill someone? (2 Viewers)

[Jessica Fletcher. 🍳]

omg i've stepped on lego that's hilarious

I thought everyone had stepped on a Lego?

 

[savgbeast]

"I figured out the way to commit the perfect murder.... You pick one guy up by his ankles...and you kill another guy with him. And they both die and there's no murder weapon. "What happened here, Sarge?" "I don't know. It looks like a pedestrian accident to me. They must have been moving at quite a clip."

George Carlin

 

[Father Corpse]

What’s the best way? until they die ofc.

 

[Guipago]

Practice on yourself first.

Make them step on a poison LEGO

Now that's just plain cruel!

 

[Fry_Swatter]

...Irony is the BEST killer...

...Example, Pelosi choking to death on vodka ice cream...

 

[Gabon Viper]

i always wanted to crucify someone


or feed 'em to that striped hyena, remember that thread?

I'm going where you're going, we won't lack nails

 

[Awaiting the Vultures]

Force them to lick poisonous frogs/toads

 

[Enocrates]

"Then said Jesus unto him, Put up thy sword into his place: for all that take the sword, shall perish with the sword."

Matthew 26:52

 

[Brownpickles]

Depends on what the person has done. Like dumbocrat politicians should be crucified. The alphabet mafia fruitloops beaten with a bat. Pro Palestine fucktards should be sent to Gaza to be killed by the goat fuckers they're supporting

 

[Enocrates]

Depends on what the person has done. Like dumbocrat politicians should be crucified. The alphabet mafia fruitloops beaten with a bat. Pro Palestine fucktards should be sent to Gaza to be killed by the goat fuckers they're supporting

"Wherefore love ye your enemies, and do good, and lend, looking for nothing again, and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be the children of the most High: for he is kind unto the unkind, and to the evil."

Luke 6:35

 

[cacarara74874]

"Then said Jesus unto him, Put up thy sword into his place: for all that take the sword, shall perish with the sword."

Matthew 26:52

"Wherefore love ye your enemies, and do good, and lend, looking for nothing again, and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be the children of the most High: for he is kind unto the unkind, and to the evil."

Luke 6:35

I see you are the new retard in town.

 

[Bottle Rocket]

Dry a turd and stab ya with it

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

Like stuff them down the throat?

Yeah. Then make them drink water. I'd say piss but I wouldn't want to get splattered with it trying to make them drink it.

 

[ThunderCat]

Put a huge bottle of Eliquid 20mg into their drink..make sure its sorta the same make of flavour. Like cola or cherry cola. One or two bottles of that should do it...
😁😁😁

 

[Malice666]

Oh my that all depends, really. I guess overall the best way is the most enjoyable and satisfying way, whatever that might be. Ending a life is a precious responsibility and not to be taken lightly. What suits the situation? If it’s out of love…make it slow, hot, intense, and witchy.

 

[lechmich]

Most efficient, or fun?

 

[Eris_Nyx]

Make them step on a poison LEGO

Without poison, the lego itself will do the work

 

[Dr Grayfang]

Use Sarin , be careful you may suffocate yourself to hell

 

[MonsterMouth]

American diet?

 

[K.I.T.T.]

The best way to kill someone is to force them to listen to Celine Dion until they blow their own brains out.