Serious You've been given three wishes, but there's some rules...

[Can'tSleep]

nah thank you i rather wear a jacket ;;its cold these days

A straight jacket?

 

[MysteryTraveler]

1) A bigger pecker
2) A bigger pecker that gets really big
3) A really big pecker that gets even bigger

Everything else I need will fall into place after that.

You'd like a blow up doll if you had enough money to buy one....

I had one I'd send you, but I only had helium to inflate her with and I haven't seen her since.

You'd like a blow up doll if you had enough money to buy one....

I had one I'd send you, but I only had helium to inflate her with and I haven't seen her since. You might find her flying over Albuquerque.

 

[OminousDarkness]

1) A bigger pecker
2) A bigger pecker that gets really big
3) A really big pecker that gets even bigger

Everything else I need will fall into place after that.

We get it, you want to gag on a really big pecker.

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

We get it, you want to gag on a really big pecker.

You're almost a bigger asshole than I am....

You're almost a bigger asshole than I am....

Yeah, you're right Ivan. Not even close.

 

[MysteryTraveler]

We get it, you want to gag on a really big pecker.

That's not accurate, but it is funny.

 

[Jon N.]

You have been given three wishes by a fairy. (For the sake of this conversation, @Ivan Drago can be the fairy, seems like he's got practice...)

With three wishes, there are three rules. Here they are:

1. You cannot wish for more wishes.
2. You cannot wish for "infinite" anything.
3. You cannot wish for anything that could affect the past.

What are your three wishes?

1. best health for my wife and I, 2. 750k, 3. uh to be continued as I cant think of another at this time.

 

[IkeaPsyco]

-A life with happiness for my children
-A stalker
-A neurotypical brain

 

[Deleted User 201666]

I like mature women.

Ur mum ?

 

[MrBang]

Very cute asspick.


1. $999,999,999,999,999

2. A night in the jacuzzi with Shania Twain.

3. Have @Tubemonkey's penis chopped off so he can never father a demon child.

Mmmmmm shania Twain 😍 I like your style

 

[Prince 👑 Harming]

-A life with happiness for my children
-A stalker
-A neurotypical brain

I'm already stalking you 😐

 

[Mark328]

1. World peace
2. A nice cold can of Irn Bru
3. A lovely bag of crisps

Regular or Sugar Free?

 

[IkeaPsyco]

I'm already stalking you 😐

But...really??? SINCE WHEN?? Why dont i ever notice these things 🥲🥲

 

[M.O.DENGLER]

Regular or Sugar Free?

Sugar free? You should be slapped for the very suggestion.

 

[Mark328]

Sugar free? You should be slapped for the very suggestion.

I slapped myself, sorry.

 

[mrln]

i could never be injured (because it fucking sux!)
a new body
retire in comfort and not have to worry about anything

 

[ben stine]

sorrey for bad enleash. but my anser is .that what ever i link so shall it be. if i think of mittes tutch i will have and if i think on off then it will be.

 

[ThunderCat]

1. To win the Omaze houses, ALL of them.

2. To heal after my strokes so i CAN go back to work as a Steward and gain my S.I.A badge so i can get paid LOTS more.

3. For my chidren and granddaughter to do well in their lifes and stop being MOODY teenagers for my younger two. Haha.