Serious You've been given three wishes, but there's some rules...

[OminousDarkness]

I'll rephrase .... I wish for dinosaurs to be reborn into the world with us

That's better. Interesting wish. Somebody should make a movie, or maybe even a series of movies that explore the possibilities of bringing dinosaurs back into existence. Hmm, we could even called it..... oh, Prehistoric Park!

Get George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Martin Scorcese on the phone. I think we have a hit.

 

[Prince 👑 Harming]

I had some camembert with rosmary and garlic crisps the other day. They were lush.

I don't know. Some serious thought will have to be put into this.

I'll trade you Oprah's femur for some of your chips

 

[M.O.DENGLER]

I'll trade you Oprah's femur for some of your chips

I wouldn't give my children my last crisp if they were starving.

 

[DokraOwl]

1. I wish the fairy allows me to tie it up with rope.
2. I wish the fairy becomes mortal.
3. I wish the fairy loses all its magic.

I then throw the fairy into the river with a cement block tied to its legs so it dies. Now nobody is going to get any more wishes.

 

[cacarara74874]

quasi-omnipotence. If not possible then:

1. Shape shifting or being able to possess anybody
2. Immortality
3. Higher IQ

 

[Prince 👑 Harming]

1. I wish the fairy allows me to tie it up with rope.
2. I wish the fairy becomes mortal.
3. I wish the fairy loses all its magic.

I then throw the fairy into the river with a cement block tied to its legs so it dies. Now nobody is going to get any more wishes.

one second I'm gnawing on Oprah's hip bone and then poof 😳... its gone ... fuck you @DokraOwl 🖕😖🖕

 

[Windowshopper]

1: ability to become invisible
2: healthy kids
3: John Henry Bonham not to have died.

 

[MadMortician]

Id wish for a day with my parents, just to tell them both how much I miss them and how amazing they both where.
Id wish for a dog rescue on my own land, it would be a wonderful place and id only let them be adopted by super nice kind people , but id mostly keep them all
and to be loved like I am now, by my family and fella til I die.

Theyre all a bit gay so I might swap one out for a night of hard fucking with Tom Araya when he was younger

💔 That 1st one Dolly ..

 

[Chief Queef]

When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.

 

[scott13214]

1 All niggers immigrants and non whites banned from the USA, unless Asian with extreme intelligence or useful technical skills valuable to the USA.
2 I Rule the world, If I speak or write it down it’s the law of the world. I have ultimate power. and can pass this down to a future ruler who then can pass this position down till the Sun explodes and life on earth ends. This gets around the infinity clause of a actual end date.
3. All Educated white people and Asians life healthy long perfect healthy no sickness lives. Niggers and non whites other then specified will be slaves or executed if problematic. They are not guaranteed happy or healthy lives. They are property with zero rights. They also will not receive education.

 

[OminousDarkness]

1. I wish the fairy allows me to tie it up with rope.
2. I wish the fairy becomes mortal.
3. I wish the fairy loses all its magic.

I then throw the fairy into the river with a cement block tied to its legs so it dies. Now nobody is going to get any more wishes.

When you make the fairy mortal (wish 2) it would lose all its magic. So you totally wasted a wish. Maybe you should have used one wish for some cotton-candy, or maybe a nice coloring book.

 

[scott13214]

As ruler all fags gays tansfucuktuals Immediately executed. The rainbow flag Will have zero association with gay lesbo trans shit and just be a pretty decoration like it was before fags ruined the rainbow.

 

[OminousDarkness]

quasi-omnipotence. If not possible then:

1. Shape shifting or being able to possess anybody
2. Immortality
3. Higher IQ

That's fucking brilliant. Shape shifting would allow one to impersonate anyone, and it would be super easy to get rich quickly doing that. (Also, it would make it easy to fuck almost anyone you wanted.)

I like the way you think. However immortality could have a terrible end. Once the universe eventually collapses upon itself, you'd be left all alone, in pure dark and silence for all of eternity.

As far as the higher IQ, we talking like the movie LUCY? 100% brain use? Because if that's the case, wish number one and two wouldn't be needed.

As ruler all fags gays tansfucuktuals Immediately executed. The rainbow flag Will have zero association with gay lesbo trans shit and just be a pretty decoration like it was before fags ruined the rainbow.

I love how you try to cover up your closet homosexuality by projecting that you hate gay people.

 

[cacarara74874]

That's fucking brilliant. Shape shifting would allow one to impersonate anyone, and it would be super easy to get rich quickly doing that. (Also, it would make it easy to fuck almost anyone you wanted.)

I like the way you think. However immortality could have a terrible end. Once the universe eventually collapses upon itself, you'd be left all alone, in pure dark and silence for all of eternity.

As far as the higher IQ, we talking like the movie LUCY? 100% brain use? Because if that's the case, wish number one and two wouldn't be needed.


I love how you try to cover up your closet homosexuality by projecting that you hate gay people.

I just added IQ because it was the third wish even though I value wisdom and experience more than intelligence but I'm OK only getting the first two.
If the genie gives me the ability of Azazel from the movie Fallen I would only need one wish, I could possess any person I want and in the case the body dies I just transfer my soul to another making me quasi immortal and once every life in the universe is gone I would simply die with it.

 

[GOTTOFORGET]

You have been given three wishes by a fairy. (For the sake of this conversation, @Ivan Drago can be the fairy, seems like he's got practice...)

With three wishes, there are three rules. Here they are:

1. You cannot wish for more wishes.
2. You cannot wish for "infinite" anything.
3. You cannot wish for anything that could affect the past.

What are your three wishes?

i wish I was black

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

i wish I was black

I wish you'd wear the vest already.

 

[GOTTOFORGET]

I wish you'd wear the vest already.

nah thank you i rather wear a jacket ;;its cold these days

 

[Bansaku]

2. A night in the jacuzzi with Shania Twain.

Really, Shania Twain? I mean, she's pretty fine for her age but seriously, nobody younger? And why just a jacuzzi, and why just one night? So many questions for a wasted wish. 🤔

My first and only wish would be to have the power of God. 😎

 

[Ivan Drago]

Really, Shania Twain? I mean, she's pretty fine for her age but seriously, nobody younger? And why just a jacuzzi, and why just one night? So many questions for a wasted wish. 🤔

My first and only wish would be to have the power of God. 😎

I like mature women.

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

I like mature women.

You'd like a blow up doll if you had enough money to buy one....