bizarre Wheedophile (5 Viewers)

[Gone crazy back soon]

I don't think he understands how to fertilize the soil before planting season.

 

[nebraskamanliving]

I’ve heard of the phrase “get ya dick out of the dirt” but I’ve never actually seen it done until now. Nasty azz mofo!

 

[Chank]

Theres worse places to knock one out. Like changing rooms. fuck first time ive seen ppl having relations with the rose bushes . BIZZARE FIND .gj

Yup very strange.
Looking at your avatar you're in the same game as me, over twenty years myself from casual driver to management, best job in the world!!

 

[SomePeculiarPotato]

Was he fucking the ground? Who fucks the ground?

 

[Deadguy01]

Someone's patio needs checking, there's definitely something or someone buried under it
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Loves gardening...

 

[freebsd]

If at first you don't succeed, find a younger bush that bleeds.

 

[yotgguitar]

I wonder if the cameraman had a paintball gun handy. Like, a REAL powerful model such as the Tippman-98 Sniper version with rifled bore and Weaver rail for scope. If I lived in a neighborhood with constant tweaker and schizo activity, I'd be fucking making crotch and buttcrack shots behind heavy curtains in a darkened room. I might even inject the paintballs with ghost pepper oil before loading them too. Or better, use a syringe to remove as much of the paint inside as possible without deforming them too much, then re-inject with ghost/habanero paste and reseal the hole with a brief touch from a soldering iron...

I was thinking the same thing, except I was thinking what my Benjamin Marauder .25 would do to his ass.... probably overkill...I like your idea of the high powered paint ball rifle with pepper paste inside.... that's EXACTLY what he needs.....I bet he'd think twice before exposing himself and raping the planet again....

 

[Jon N.]

Someone's patio needs checking, there's definitely something or someone buried under it
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what kind of ass gets horny and decides to fuck the ground. if he added a bit of water, he could get sound affects to go with it.

 

[wiggins]

I would support that

Oh yes, all those 20 somethings desperate to do anything for global warming. It would be like taking candy from a kid...

 

[dannibircha]

Someone's patio needs checking, there's definitely something or someone buried under it
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what is happening here?

 

[Jizdrop1]

That shed on top right reminds me i need a new one.

 

[lostshadow]

ever wonder if there exists something in the universe or beyond that our minds would fail to comprehend.... something so amazingly beyond our the physics of this realm; possibly another dimension

i think this just might be one of those things

 

[RattleHead]

Best way to make a hole for the seeds.

 

[Punisher_1]

That's a new level of ick

 

[Mud]

I've heard the phrase "I'd rather fuck a hole in the ground", but Jesus H Christ!