You are responsible for hiding a body. How do you do it? (3 Viewers)
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I'll lend you a shovel to make up for being a cunt sport!
Hide it in ASU-85's house and phone the police.
Grand Mal Caesar
1984+Idiocracy=Reality
What if it is ASU's body?
it would definitely be ASUs body.
But don't they dig up the corn field during harvest?
But do want it gone forever or found? If I had to hide a body I would want it gone forever and not found.In a river? In a fridge? In a car? The possibilities are endless!
I thought of this as well but you beat me to it
Where do they still have church yard funerals? Certlnly not in San diegoIn a freshly dug grave in a churchyard the night before the burial, chuck it in the hole, shovel a foot of dirt over it and tramp it down. I doubt an undertaker is going to get a tape measure out or complain that the hole isn't quite deep enough in front of grieving relatives.
In the UK.
When the field is prepped for planting ploughing is done but that only gets down about 18". Bury it deeper than that. Even if it gets found, its the neighbors problem
I freeze the body immediately after death.
Give it time. A few months. I dig a hole somewhere, wrap the body up, then bury it real deep in a nature reserve - deep enough that animals wouldn't take it out. If the body is found? Inaccurate time of death.
Give it time. A few months. I dig a hole somewhere, wrap the body up, then bury it real deep in a nature reserve - deep enough that animals wouldn't take it out. If the body is found? Inaccurate time of death.
PieFace
Wat da fack
Yea I work in excavations too, it'd go in a tip somewhere never to be seen again 👌
burn the body thoroughly, then grind the remaining bones to be used to fertilize your farm. cleanIn a river? In a fridge? In a car? The possibilities are endless!
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