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Rosie

Oh dear.
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The current 20 point Coronavirus guideline:

1. You MUST NOT leave the house for any reason, but if you have a reason, you can leave the house

2. Masks are useless at protecting you against the virus, but you may have to wear one because it can save lives, but they may not work, but they may be mandatory, but maybe not

3. Shops are closed, except those shops that are open

4. You must not go to work but you can get another job and go to work

5. You should not go to the doctors or to the hospital unless you have to go there, unless you are too poorly to go there

6. This virus can kill people, but don’t be scared of it. It can only kill those people who are vulnerable or those people who are not vulnerable people. It’s possible to contain and control it, sometimes, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster

7. Gloves won't help, but they can still help so wear them sometimes

8. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarkets, but there are many things missing.

9. The virus has no effect on children except those children it effects

10. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there…

11. Stay 2 metres away from tigers (see point 10)

12. You will have many symptoms if your get the virus, but you can also get symptoms without getting the virus, get the virus without having any symptoms or be contagious without having symptoms, or be non contagious with symptoms...

13. It's important to get fresh air but don't go to parks but go for a walk. But don’t sit down, except if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant or if you’re not old or pregnant but need to sit down. If you do sit down don’t eat your picnic.

14. Don’t visit old people but you have to take care of the old people and bring them food and medication

15. If you are sick, you can go out when you are better but anyone else in your household can’t go out when you are better unless they need to go out

16. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house. These deliveries are safe. But groceries you bring back to your house have to be decontaminated outside for 3 hours including Pizza...

17. You are safe if you maintain the safe social distance when out but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at the safe social distance

18. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours ... or four hours... six hours... I mean days, not hours... But it needs a damp environment. Or a cold environment that is warm and dry... in the air, as long as the air is not plastic

19. The number of corona related deaths will be announced daily but we don't know how many people are infected as they are only testing those who are almost dead to find out if that's what they will die of… the people who die of corona who aren’t counted won’t be counted

20. You should stay in locked down until the virus stops infecting people but it will only stop infecting people if we all get infected so it’s important we get infected and some don’t get infected.

So it’s all perfectly clear.
 

Smokinrav

Fucking asshole pot smoker
So if this was under the trump administration your story would be different, But being under Obama it’s out of context?
So, here is how context works. In the blame game format you cherish when it's Obama, but without the whole 'five years out of date and being done for SARS research and not CV-13' thing

Trump's CDC fucked up and contaminated entire early batches of CV13 tests, the delays of which will cause untold American deaths!

 

Vwj

NewbieX
Ok so you quote a source well known that hates trump, so you know they’ll be telling the truth 🤦‍♂️ (And no I won’t be paying subscription to read that), and now it’s trumps CDC, but it’s not ok to say Obama gave China 3.7 million 🤷🏻‍♂️
 

Smokinrav

Fucking asshole pot smoker
Well, you are the problem and there is no solution. Enjoy your anarchy. Hope your kids don't get murdered prematurely. fwiw

Oh no, DOA Called me a nigger for an earlier post. What will this one earn me? :shudder:
 

mystery_man

˙˙˙ǝʌᴉƃ ᴉ sʞɔnɟ ssǝl ǝɥʇ 'ʇǝƃ ᴉ ɹǝplo ǝɥʇ
its worth a shot i guess...

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PinkE

Hypocrisy is the homage vice pays to virtue
Today Colorado's (gay) governor announced we can start grooming again on May 1st
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! This is his dog, he had it at a press conference😂
 
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