Bank Robbers Google ‘What Happens If You Rob a Bank’ Because of Course They Did (1 Viewer)

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There’s a joke out there that most internet users would rather die that have their Google search history revealed to the public. Or, there’s a version where the final request from a dying man is “bro, please delete my search history.”

But it’s not just death that requires a history flush. Robbing a bank should probably make you want to get rid of your past searches – especially if those searches literally include “what happens when you rob a bank?”

Enter our three bank-robbing geniuses, Sarah J. McLoud, Robert W. Owens, 28, and Daniel M. Murphy, 30. On October 11th, they allegedly entered the Weymouth Bank at 10:45 am androbbed the place of an undetermined amount of cash.

A few hours later, police were knocking down the door of McLoud and Owens’ place of residence, after spotting McLoud on the bank’s surveillance footage and recognizing her as the subject of an ongoing heroin distribution investigation.

Once inside, the police found that the following, totally un-made-up searches had recently been performed on their computer:

What happens if you rob a bank? What happens if you rob a house? What happens if you rob a drug dealer? and If you’re going to rob a bank.

Google is a treasure trove of information, there’s no doubt about that. Apparently they failed to find the result about avoiding getting caught.

though the Google searches were no doubt illuminating, it doesn’t seem like the police really needed them to convince themselves they’d found the right bank robbers.

“Detectives recovered the clothing that McLoud was wearing during the bank robbery. They also recovered the cash that was taken from the bank robbery. Detectives also located a significant quantity of heroin packaged for sale,” says the Weymouth Police Department.

So, it seems the Google searches were just icing on the heroin cake.



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aRyan

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Why would they rob a bank if they had a "significant" quantity of heroin for sale? I'm being completely honest here when I say that they'd make more money selling the heroin than robbing the bank.

Smart bunch here..
 

McM

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Why would they rob a bank if they had a "significant" quantity of heroin for sale? I'm being completely honest here when I say that they'd make more money selling the heroin than robbing the bank.

Smart bunch here..

Maybe the dope was given 'on credit' by their dealer, and they have to pay for in the next days. Just a thought...
 

aRyan

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Maybe the dope was given 'on credit' by their dealer, and they have to pay for in the next days. Just a thought...

I was thinking something like that or they robbed a dealer, but the article says the police have been watching the lady for a while.. if they were building a case against her then she was probably not new at it, and pretty well set up with a every day clients and stuff.

Oh well, stupid shit we will never figure out.
 
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These are the same kind of people that post similar shit on their facebook profiles

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MajorWhiteBoy

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I was thinking something like that or they robbed a dealer, but the article says the police have been watching the lady for a while.. if they were building a case against her then she was probably not new at it, and pretty well set up with a every day clients and stuff.

Oh well, stupid shit we will never figure out.
I would almost bet they shot up the profit and then some, had to rob a bank.
 
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