Pfranken1983
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Dont fu.k with lions and leave food lying around
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Aww, I wanted to see them get eaten. 
So did I. I thought that lion was gonna crunch down on idiot's head.Aww, I wanted to see them get eaten.
GoreGal1234
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I'm glad everyone is OK. Sorry that isn't the popular vote here. I do realize what site I'm on, but still.
Uh nice kitty kitty. Oh man, someone shit in my pants. Again.
I expected so much more...
jp_brando23
cop the new j's?
Those lions deserve to be Rug Mats for trespassing.
Who would have thought zipping up a bug net would deterr that beast?
Germans in a shithole
The man said 'hau ab' and 'verschwinde' that's more or less 'piss off' in German.
The rest I can't understand; too much noise.
As a boy, I once had a very small bear outside of my tent at night in the Spanish mountains. It made a scratch in the linen of the tent when searching for the cornflakes. My grown-up neighbors told me the other morning; I was sleeping.
The rest I can't understand; too much noise.
As a boy, I once had a very small bear outside of my tent at night in the Spanish mountains. It made a scratch in the linen of the tent when searching for the cornflakes. My grown-up neighbors told me the other morning; I was sleeping.
I don't go camping without being very well armed. Here in the springs there are quite a bit of large gators and other fuckers that can inflict heavy damage. Luckily they are very well fed with plentiful fish in the waters, snakes and such so I had them within 10 feet of my tent by the water and no fucks given. Still, my gun and rifle are within a stretch of my arm.
which smarty pants decided to leave his balls at home and go camping out in the wild. ohh just wanted to see some cats.
a finger up the anus renders the beasts passive.
no-problemo.
no-problemo.
lions are animals
zamninamina eh! eh! waka waka… eh?
Pfranken1983
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Hahaha guys yeah a great bite would be good but yeah like that one person said good they ok but yeah these lions dont fuck they unpredictable i have personally had intersection and its fucking scary that lion looks small but its masive the head is about 2 human heads the paw is really if you take your foot now infront of you look at it and put extra claws and they use those like we use our hands
Grand Mal Caesar
1984+Idiocracy=Reality
I think if I were close enough to do that to a male lion, I'd be too tempted to slap it in the balls. I've always been curious about what a lion might do if it were slapped in the balls. Steve Irwin was taken from us much too soon. Fucking stingray.
Nativestylez
Darth Brooks
That'll wake you up
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