You are responsible for hiding a body. How do you do it? (4 Viewers)

[feckoff]

Cut it up into smaller pieces, burn each piece and bury or scatter the ashes in different places across town/city/state/etc

 

[StupidDumb4ss]

I cut the corpse in small bits, dissolve it in acid and then I bury deeply in a forest what remains

 

[vaporghoul]

chop it up and feed it to kennel hounds.

 

[ArmageddonWatcher]

 

[Landlord_Messiah]

step one: place body in 50 gallon drum.
step two: pour caustic soda (lye, Drano, etc.) into drum.
step three: wait ~1 hour. body should be mostly liquified by then save for some brittle calcium chunks. (you can crush them between your fingertips
step four: empty barrel into woods.
step five: dispose of the drum and calcium chunks left over. (calcium makes great fertilizer btw)

 

[JG Ballard]

Plenty of square miles of desert and desolate wilderness across all land masses on the globe. Way too much for anyone to mount a serious search once you've chosen a spot.

 

[ThadiusRex]

With a large out of town auto or forcefully taken autos of those with open cases or previous convictions.

 

[Matt06]

I cut, Cook, eat then shit the victim

 

[Jessica Fletcher. 🍳]

I'm not telling you how or where they are, that would be fairly retarded.

 

[Manalive]

Very witty clever and top pun! Underrated comment

 

[TheHead]

Will bones dissolve in Cola like teeth do?

Might save some work with the ol' pestle and mortar..............

Also, if you need to store the body for any length of time then you need to use heavy duty bags lined with kitty litter. Absorbs the juices and helps mask the smell.

 

[juveN1337]

i would pretend i found the body then tell everyone my non-existent mexican friend did it

 

[anonymous9999]

Pin it in the neighbor I don't like

 

[hcoop111]

Bring a African over for dinner and talk about the strange things he ate during poverty 😂👍 feed the poor

 

[PixieGuts]

Bury the body vertical and put dead animal carcass above it.

 

[OHubbard93]

Feed it to pigs, remove their teeth first and scatter them in some random woodlands or baron place without much foot traffic.

This guy explains the reason for using pigs: Youtube > Six Pieces, Sixteen Pigs - Snatch (5/8) Movie CLIP (2000) HD

 

[attention_wh0re]

shave and remove the teeth, then feed it to a pig. they’ll eat bodies with gusto leaving little behind, but teeth and hair aren’t good for them. anything they don’t eat i’ll burn with the hair. then bury the teeth somewhere far away, i guess.

 

[SKVNKOFFHXROIN]

SIMPLE ill either burn it to a ash, hide it in a suitcase in a car, or i might just consume it

 

[Dead Christ]

Well I'm going to have to move out of my apartment complex for one-- innawoods should be fine

 

[OHubbard93]

Well I'm going to have to move out of my apartment complex for one-- innawoods should be fine

I don't know I watched an Ed Kemper documentary or interview where he lived in an apartment complex and got rid of his Mum and her friend without too many people being alerted. This was the 70's though, everything was pretty chill back then, and plenty of serial killers were in their glory days