Teethworms44
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In a river? In a fridge? In a car? The possibilities are endless! 
You are responsible for hiding a body. How do you do it? (2 Viewers)
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Bury it in the neighbors corn field
Small body? M/F/Other?
Thin? Large?
Any parts missing?
How much $$?
Just asking for a friend!
Or did you mean jokingly?
Thin? Large?
Any parts missing?
How much $$?
Just asking for a friend!
Or did you mean jokingly?
Put it a drum full of acid. Weld the lid shut. Bury it in a very remote part of a forrest. Dig a 20 foot hope plant a tree over it. Make it look like the Forrest service was out there planting trees. Pray no one ever finds out.. Tell no one unless on deathbed to give the family closure or take it to the grave.
In a freshly dug grave in a churchyard the night before the burial, chuck it in the hole, shovel a foot of dirt over it and tramp it down. I doubt an undertaker is going to get a tape measure out or complain that the hole isn't quite deep enough in front of grieving relatives.
Eighmie1020
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Legit questions!
Eighmie1020
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There would be a whole process, let the dogs eat what they what, have a marshmallow roast for the neighborhood, mortar and pestle what didnt burn, probably then put cremains in fast flowing river.
dynablood602662
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I worked at a blood plant once (take blood from pack houses and dry into powder) we literally had 55 gallon drums of all kinds of acid. Not to mention if i were to put the body into the massive dryer pit you would fry up in a couple hours and your ashes would be fond in the shaker.
diagnosticguy
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i have access to all kinds of earthmoving equipment, so i dig a very very deep hole (example, a 349 caterpillar track hoe will dig a 45 foot deep hole) drop the rotten meat in, backfill the hole and go have lunch
if there is no rock the whole thing takes an hour.
if there is no rock the whole thing takes an hour.
I used to be a grave digger and you don't do them the day before, you do it in the morning or 3 hours before! Sorry to wee on your fire willy wonka!In a freshly dug grave in a churchyard the night before the burial, chuck it in the hole, shovel a foot of dirt over it and tramp it down. I doubt an undertaker is going to get a tape measure out or complain that the hole isn't quite deep enough in front of grieving relatives.
Where I’m from there are a lot of sink holes. You will never be found
Cut their skin off and wear it and pretend to be them
Fuckin spoil sport! I'll dig my own hole the night before, dump the body in then hope that a funeral is passing that way the next day! I could even make a few quid by selling them a cheap, slightly used hole.
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