Most Goreish Thing You've Seen in The Real World (with your own eyes) (4 Viewers)

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Tattooedmaniac

Why so serious? The Devil ate my bannana
Unfortunately yes. I used to travel the country breaking into houses and brutally torturing then murdering people. I would sneak into their bedroom when they were asleep and I would lightly tickle their feet.
Then I'd cover their bed with usually petrol then I'd burn them to death.
I also worked as an Illuminati chef. They would eat human meat and drink the blood of a fresh kill which they would kill themselves in the dining room before I had to butcher the body and cook for them. I had to take the brains out and make a smoothie out of it for them mixed with the blended testicles.
I was also in a very secret division of the military where me and captain mactavish would have to go around the world stopping terrorist atrocities. We would regularly have to shoot our way out of many situations and be covered in the blood and organ meat of our enemies.
I was also a brain surgeon.
I'm related to jack the ripper too.
Yay Thankyou for the bed time story same time next week 😉👌👍
 

Tattooedmaniac

Why so serious? The Devil ate my bannana
I worked as a necropsy technician mostly worked on rats and mice but we had dogs pigs and cows as well but usually once a month. Went to Thailand for a holiday was staying out In a village I saw a lot of traffic accidents same shit you see on here really.
 

Tattooedmaniac

Why so serious? The Devil ate my bannana
And it ain't any different if your wondering just the weird metallic smell of blood same looking guts type shit and a lot of locals squawking like fucking parrots. Probably wondering who is going to get the meat for a stew 😂😂😂
 
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