Witnessed shootings and a guy getting beaten to a pulp before.
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footered with the kawk, eh?Yes. I worked in a funeral home for a little while and helped with embalmings. Very gross job I could handle it back then but I don't think I could nowadays. I guess I'm becoming weak
You wish you gaymanfootered with the kawk, eh?
Did it hurt your arm bad?My arm got stuck in an escalator when I was 2 and I got stabbed in the head when I was 10ish by a friend on accident
I had to get 13 stitches in my arm and my mom said I looked up at the doctor afterwards and said "dank chu" I still have the scars from when I was 2Did it hurt your arm bad?
Yay Thankyou for the bed time story same time next week 😉👌👍Unfortunately yes. I used to travel the country breaking into houses and brutally torturing then murdering people. I would sneak into their bedroom when they were asleep and I would lightly tickle their feet.
Then I'd cover their bed with usually petrol then I'd burn them to death.
I also worked as an Illuminati chef. They would eat human meat and drink the blood of a fresh kill which they would kill themselves in the dining room before I had to butcher the body and cook for them. I had to take the brains out and make a smoothie out of it for them mixed with the blended testicles.
I was also in a very secret division of the military where me and captain mactavish would have to go around the world stopping terrorist atrocities. We would regularly have to shoot our way out of many situations and be covered in the blood and organ meat of our enemies.
I was also a brain surgeon.
I'm related to jack the ripper too.
Absolutely. And you are very welcome 😀Yay Thankyou for the bed time story same time next week 😉👌👍
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