Coronavirus (13 Viewers)

[Dolly]

Eeep 2 cases have just been confirmed in the UK
First coronavirus cases confirmed in UK

 

[Jizdrop1]

Eeep 2 cases have just been confirmed in the UK
First coronavirus cases confirmed in UK

Ohh fuck.when the zipper at my place comes back i'm refusing to go in work unless she's been checked out. Do you know what procedures are in place if any for the Zippers who are coming back from China? This tit at work knew there was an outbreak but still went.

 

[Vwj]

So now the uk have decided to put people returning into quarantine in Wirral 🤦‍♂️

 

[Vwj]

Ohh fuck.when the zipper at my place comes back i'm refusing to go in work unless she's been checked out. Do you know what procedures are in place if any for the Zippers who are coming back from China? This tit at work knew there was an outbreak but still went.

Selfish cunt!!! Hope you enjoy your days off dude 👍🏻

 

[Dolly]

So now the uk have decided to put people returning into quarantine in Wirral 🤦‍♂️

Too close for comfort for me in North Wales. The scallies love it here.

Ohh fuck.when the zipper at my place comes back i'm refusing to go in work unless she's been checked out. Do you know what procedures are in place if any for the Zippers who are coming back from China? This tit at work knew there was an outbreak but still went.

British Airways have banned all flights and Pilots are demanding all flights are banned
Pilots demand airlines stop ALL flights to China

I think anyone flying in and out of China for frivolous New Years shit are selfish as fuck. Ask the boss to quarantine her. as In don't allow her back to work for 3 weeks, so you know shes clear. You should watch Contagion this avo.

 

[Vwj]

Ask the boss to quarantine her.

TBH I think all borders should be shut until it goes away, but I fear this maybe too late

 

[Smokinrav]

I'll pass on the Corona virus. Give me a Dos Equis virus please.

 

[Dolly]

Look at the arrival video and photos

possibly contaminated people being ferried around by people with a mask on, who will be going home to their families tonight

Operation Wuhan airlift LANDS at RAF Brize Norton

 

[McM]

I have 'zippers' as neighbours here where the apartment is. Three or four...

Hopefully they didn't visit their families over the change of the year, they're students of the technical university here.
In Bavaria (700 km away) they had the first 3 or 4 cases now too.

 

[林美月]

i live in China, yesterday i saw police with Shotgun and armored vehicle block city. that's not a joke

 

[HG]

and back to dead women in pantyhose...

 

[M.O.DENGLER]

Aye well, fuck you all. I'm heading to the fucking hills, with guns and shit.

Good thinking mate.

You are fucking brilliant!

 

[KingElvis]

 

[HG]

 

[King-Rory]

Good thinking mate.

You are fucking brilliant!

Where's my fucking invite? You'd die in them hills without me to rape those bears and mountain lions to death! The down side for you would be when all of the bears and lions had gone................................you'd be fucked!

 

[M.O.DENGLER]

Where's my fucking invite? You'd die in them hills without me to rape those bears and mountain lions to death! The down side for you would be when all of the bears and lions had gone................................you'd be fucked!

Well, alright. But bring some fucking cough sweeties.

..and some rubber johnnys.

 

[King-Rory]

Well, alright. But bring some fucking cough sweeties.

..and some rubber johnnys.

How about some Tip Top wrappers with the sharp corners cut off?

 

[Dolly]

rubber johnnys.

Oh man I haven't heard them called this in years. Made me smile so much.

 

[Abyss]

welp, i think its safe to say that if we are living a simulation it might be game over soon, at this pace at least.

keep calm and don the hazmat suits.

 

[M.O.DENGLER]

Oh man I haven't heard them called this in years. Made me smile so much.

We used to say johnnies all the time. Until the condom police decided that our harringtons were shit and we were uncool af.